She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you didnt know i had herpes?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I supernannyed him into submission
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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