Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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