I want to walk on stilts...naked
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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