He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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