can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I want to fling myself into the sun
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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