I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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