that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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