Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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