She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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