Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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