Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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