why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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