butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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