ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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