I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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