wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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