I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
last night I used snow as a chaser
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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