i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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