living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
