Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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