Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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