You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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