She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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