It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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