My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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