Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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