I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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