best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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