"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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