He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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