Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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