ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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