and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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