Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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