just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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