at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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