He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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