Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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