I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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