Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I think people are normalizing furries
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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