Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
