Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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