I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
So. Much. Porn.
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