Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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