I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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