I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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