If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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