PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
