White coat. Heels.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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