What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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